And that collar! Are we hang-gliding later?! Yet while her hideous suit is bark-worthy, her haircut is pretty tight. Sutton is a good-looking woman at age 44, but what the eff is she wearing? That's some Filene's Basement clearance rack sh*t circa 1994.

Betty Sutton (D-Ohio), whose photo (pictured left) is accompanied by the words, 'Must Love Dogs.' BURN! But it's kind of true, in this case. The worst (but unintentionally funniest) of the captions goes to another Top 40 hottie, Rep. Kucinich got dubbed 'The British Goddess.' The guy pictured directly after Gardner got 'A Reporter With a Chiseled Face.' And Gardner likes cats? Well, I don't like cats.īut that's not the worst caption. They dubbed him 'The Cat-Loving Sharp Dresser.' What the mother-eff kind of caption is that?! Mrs. See, the other 40 hotties are presented in random order under the simple title of ' 40 More.' Downgrade!īut let's take a gander a nyway and e-creep on some of these beautiful young men and women.įirst, there's 26-year-old Aaron Gardner (pictured right), who 'isn't afraid to wear seersucker pants and pink ties.' (You go, girl!) He's a single Republican and mein eyes tell me he is i ndeed a pretty attractive man, however, someone at The Hill obviously hates him. In fact, I've barely pulled myself together enough to type the rest of this. Barrett is not bad looking, but C OME ON! He's no goddamn Norm F*cking Coleman! My man was robbed, I tell ya! Robbed! ( Although his wife wasn't!)Īlso, I'm pretty upset that The Hill got lazy and only ranked the Top 10 in any sort of numerical order.

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